For the aesthete, theres almost nothing worse than seeing a nubile young beauty in ill-suited couture. Nothing, except perhaps a bouquet of flowers in a mismatched vase. The horror indeed! While most people would just avert their eyes from such instances of floral injustice, were going to take the proactive measure of offering some top tips for choosing the right vase.

Tip 1: Size matters
Thousands would argue differently, but were digging our heels in on this one. Trust us, you dont want your flowers to look as if theyve borrowed their chubby cousins glad rags; neither should you attempt to rewrite the tale of Cinderella and her sisters by forcing a chunky stem into a glass slip of a vase thats clearly designed for more petite flowers. One slightly tired gerbera pouting from a slinky Coke bottle will look far more glamorous than a healthy bunch of freesias drowning in a giant crystal trumpet.

Tip 2: Its what youve got and what you do with it that counts
Whether youve been given a gift-wrap of a dozen or so stems that youll be arranging yourself, a sumptuous hand-tied bouquet ready to plop straight into a vase, an assortment of tropical flowers or a single rose, youll need to consider your flowers carefully if youre hoping to create a maximum-impact display.

Start by looking at the shape of the flowers, and dont be shy of leaping to logical conclusions. Tall stems such as gladioli really do like taller vases, and flowers with bare stems and an abundance of flower heads do well in trumpet-shaped containers that offer a supporting collar to lean on at the neck.

Tip 3: Shape up or ship out
Slender, curvaceous or perfectly plump you can tell a lot about the character of your vase from its shape. Make sure you work with the whimsy of each vessel, or your arrangement may run aground.

The column vase Twiggy: This is the no-nonsense tomboy of vases: straight up and down, literally as well as metaphorically. Like the 60s supermodel, the Twiggy vase is well admired for its versatility. It can model almost anything, but is best suited to modern, geometrical shapes and clean verticals. The long, straight lines of the vase accentuate the height of taller, more architectural flowers, which look particularly remarkable if the stems are spiraled around the base.

We recommend using some tall flowers in bright colours offset with greenery, such as citrus-fresh roses and antirrhinums and deep-blue delphiniums. Those shades and silhouettes definitely reveal a stylish swingin sixties influence, making it a perfect match for the Twiggy column vase.

If youre going to be displaying your arrangement in a high-ceilinged room, place the vase on a mantelpiece or windowsill to emphasise the height of both the room and the flowers. You can also let the vase of flowers stand seductively in your entrance hall for a great welcoming effect a bit like those pretty girls hanging at the doorway of Studio 54.

The hourglass vase Marilyn: Its not just film stars who look great with waspish waists. The Marilyn vase has a subtle curve in the middle, giving it a most voluptuous profile. Because it has a fairly narrow neck and isnt as tall as the Twiggy, this vase is particularly suited to holding fewer stems without the flowers looking as if theyre lolling drunkenly on the sides.

You can create a floral tribute to Ms Monroe with a dozen peroxide-blonde roses in a white Marilyn hourglass vase. In that famous billowing dress, the American icon caused a stir wherever she went stealing the limelight at dinner parties, lounging gracefully beside a sofa, reclining in the bedroom, and always looking fantastic. Youll be pleased to learn that the same is true of the Marilyn vase.

The globe vase Ella: This jazzy not-so-little lady of glass takes on the world by assuming its shape: a sturdy yet graceful sphere. Like Ms Fitzgerald, the Ella globe vase boasts soft curves and melodious proportions that go down a treat anywhere that kicking back and relaxing are a priority. As any jazz great will tell you, there are better things to do than preening and pampering; they want to get straight to enjoying the music. The same goes for the Ella globe vase, making it perfectly suited to ready-made hand-tied bouquets that can be lowered in without fuss to provide instant delight.

Coffee tables, dining tables and any deeply dippy lowdown surfaces work for Ella this vase is best to smile on from on over the rainbow, way up high. Our favourite freestyle combination is the a hand-tie of yellow calla lilies and safari sunset; the curve of the vase finishes off the sphere of the bouquet, with the narrow neck holding the flowers perfectly in place. Too marvelous for words...

But once youve chosen your vase, what next? Choosing a vessel that accentuates the beauty of your flowers is probably the hardest part, but that doesnt mean the next step is as easy as throwing the flowers straight in.

Tip 4: Keep your flower heads above water
First off, youll need to add some fresh water (room temperature works best, but use your discretion if theres a heatwave and your air-con is broken) and pour in some flower food. The amount of water you use is up to you. Most flowers need to be in up to their ankles rather than their necks, but adding more water adds weight and stability to your arrangement. Too little water can also make your arrangement look unfinished or neglected.

Tip 5: Make sure your flowers are a cut above
This is where it can all go horribly wrong if you start acting on a whim. Pulling off any stray leaves that will be below the waterline is easy enough; its when it comes to cutting the stems that trouble can happen. One snip too high can be the downfall of all your careful planning this far.

We recommend placing your vase on the edge of a table and then holding each flower against its side, so that the bottom of the stem extends below the table edge. Move the flower up or down according to how much of it youd like protruding from the top of the vase, and then make the cut. A good trick is to apply the 1/3 vase to 2/3 flowers ratio rule for column or hourglass vases, and use a 50:50 ratio with spherical vases.

This technique not only prevents disaster, but also saves time you wont be repeatedly placing each stem in just the right position in the vase only to pull it out again because its not the right length.

Tip 6: Take it and leaf it
If youre new to flower arranging, start with the greenery. Put the heavier, leafy stems in first and then add the flowers, one at a time. Foliage is great for adding texture; try some heart-shaped monsteria, broad aspidistra or willowy twigs.

You can also curl fatter leaves inside a clear glass vase, but this could get messy with frequent water changes (every three or four days is a good habit), and clean stems neatly placed are quite beautiful au naturel, especially if they have been hand tied.

If youre stuck for inspiration, remember that you cant really fail with a symmetrical arrangement. You could even mirror the flowers youve got by creating a zygomorphic or actinomorphic pattern. Which is just a fancy way of saying you can make your display radially or bilaterally symmetrical.

Tip 7: Reach for the mood
Shape is as important as colour for creating a specific floral ambience. Lofty tropicals in a Twiggy vase look dramatic and modern while slinky gerbera stems in Marilyns curves are the secret to a display thats the exact opposite of fuddy-duddy. If its romance youre after, try armfuls of sumptuous pink lilies and roses in a giant Ella, or kick back with boho-style blossoms reclining in a smaller glass orb.

Tip 8: The last rule in vaseology
Youll like this one unless youre a pedant: once you know the rules, break them. Play around, have some fun and see what you can come up with.