Have you noticed that you are surrounded by forms everywhere you go; you are always signing your name to some piece of paper, but why; why all the forms everywhere? Who does this serve or is it a secret conspiracy to get you to submit to their bull crap rules, which some moron along the way made up.

Forms are the easiest way to kill an idea, lose a customer or piss someone off. Often due to all the lawsuits and lawyers we make forms so we can trace steps of who did what, so we can find someone along the way to place blame or hang on the ladder climbing human game of corporate primate politics. Indeed it seems all a big joke like that stupid reality TV Series of Donald Trumps; Youre Fired! Good you SOB, I wouldnt work for you if you paid me, I bet you have a Toupe for your butt too?

When some one hands you a form it is indeed the ultimate insult; a four letter word in fact F-O-R-M. They are basically saying you are nothing more than a number, insignificant in every regard and we have reduced your usefulness to this linear two-dimensional piece of paper? What happens when man conquers form? What happens when we over come all that?

Well in one year I have not filled out one gosh darn form. I just think it is great. I have for one year so far conquered the form. Hi My Name is Lance, I am a Form-aholic and it has been one-year with no forms for me! Massive applause hits the room and everyone is in awe and shocked. I finally did it, I have finally made it, I have conquered the Form.